The Wonky Nipple Scandal!

Tequila and Vodka sometimes gets you in trouble. I had the misfortune of being in an inebriated state the other day when I made an odd observation. As I was innocently watching One Life to Live, a show that I suggest everyone catch because it's THE BEST SOAP ON TV RIGHT NOW, an actor's body part caught my eye. Now usually I realize that I'm not being catered to when scenes of shirtless masculinity are being featured but I guess because I was a little off my beam I sort have caught myself seeing a slight but minor imperfection on actor Michael Lowery who plays Ross Rayburn.

I have to preface this by mentioning I'm not cracking on this dude. I'm not being hateful just that I noticed it, but his nipple placement is off. No bigs.

Where I went wrong, I decided to let members of my favorite soap website in on my observation in my inebriated state.

To say I'm a little embarrassed is an understatement but it's serves as a lesson that you should not be near a blackberry, phone, computer with a drink in your hand. It could lead to something more serious than I just went through.

To Mike Lowery keep doing your thing. I'm enjoying the hell out of you and the rest of One Life. I'll be doing the watching sober from now on.

Photo credit: Soaphunks.net

To the members of Daytime Confidential that were offended... accept my apologies and chalk this up to a funny story you can tell later.